Alberta Watson
Nude

It’s believed the first words ever spoken on a telephone were Alexander Graham Bell telling his assistant “Mr. Watson, come here I want to see you.” Has he known his invention could be used to see the full assortment of sexual cinema we’ve gotten from Canadian actress Alberta Watson, he probably would have invented it sooner. Born in Toronto, the future MILF got her start showing it all on screen as a teenager, unveiling her A cups to a young and thirsty Tom Berenger in the ironically named, In Praise of Older Women (1978). Tons of TV work followed, with Alberta even playing two different roles on two separate episodes of Law & Order, before Alberta again got naked in Spanking the Monkey (1994). You’ll be choking the chicken, polishing the parrot, milking the manatee and yes, spanking the monkey watching Alberta’s taboo turn. Playing a tantalizingly twisted mom, bored with a broken leg, she turns her attention to her own son’s seed, baring her ripe melons and grassy knoll as the fruit of her loins looks on. Watson? What, son? Spanktastic! She never got nakeeeda on the show, but for years Alberta tore up the screen as Madeline on La Femme Nikita. As the ball-busting top banana of the show’s secret, terrorist tail-kicking corp Alberta is wicked in her desire to banish the baddies; she delights in psychological and sexual manipulation and cold-blooded, groan-gouging torture. In directives to Nikita, you’ll spy some serious Sapphic chemistry. A little bondage and discipline wanks every time. Nearly twenty years after her nude debut, we got a look at the mature version of Alberta with one last full frontal shot in The Sweet Hereafter (1997). Here or there, before or after, we couldn’t take our eyes off the now ginger Watson’s porcelain skin. Alberta reprised her La Femme Nikita role briefly on the CW’s reboot, Nikita. Somebody needs to reboot one of Alberta’s dirty movies, so she can reprise one of her nude roles. Ms. Watson, get naked, we want to see you!